I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have post one night stand depression
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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