so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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