I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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