She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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