what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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