was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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