brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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