can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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