yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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