And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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