She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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