The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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