I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
and she was petting her beer can
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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