Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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