We're facebook friends in real life
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my mouth tastes like poor choices
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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