Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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