I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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