if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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