Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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