oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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