I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just high enough for therapy.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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