Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
