im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
