Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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