oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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