the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yo dont text me then not text me
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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