I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How many fucks given?
0.12846
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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