Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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