My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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