im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize