We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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