You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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