when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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