Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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