Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What happened to fro yo and sex?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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