I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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