she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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