Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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