I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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