whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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