Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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