just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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