The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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