these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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