and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
we should paint friendship bongs
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