she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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