i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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