I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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