You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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