theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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