You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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