I want to stick my p in your. b.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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