I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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