Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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