i would punch a child for taco bell
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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