Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the day after is always just damage control
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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